Airplane Sex - Yes Or No?

Airplane sex videos are an interesting subject to talk about. And every single person has the same question. Are airplane nude videos illegal? Well since your actions acquire you to get naughty on the public means of transport, yes, real airplane sex is illegal. And, the chances of not getting caught in airplane sex porn are equal to zero. Especially when you have a minimum of three flight attendants who surveillance you. And, then your movement, your moans. There are a lot of things that could betray you in your video sex in an airplane. But, I decided to visit an airport and scheduled an informative talk with flight attendants, so I could give you a better insight into how the situation regarding airplane sex really is.

One thing I can say for sure is not to test your limits when it comes to airplanes. After the terrorist attack on nine-eleven, the law and air companies become strict. So if you don't want Homeland Security to knock on your door or wait for you when you are disembarking from the plane, watch what you are doing. I know for sure, that the penalty for airplane sex vids in the UK is up to six months in jail, so if you are bald enough for it, do it. Also, remember if you start to strip publicly in front of the people in the airplane, or flight attendants notice you are under the influence of drugs or alcohol, you will be arrested. And, in America, also be aware of the flight marshals. They are everywhere!

So after I conducted an informative talk with flight attendants, I concluded that they almost always let it slide when it comes to porn airplane sex. One flight attendant told me she caught a couple getting cozy on their seats. It was a night flight from Ljubljana to Rome, and the interesting part is that these people who were about to engage in a plane blowjob, were complete strangers. They were sitting opposite one another, and there was not any indication that they knew each other. So, in one moment, the flight attendant was serving them drinks, and in the other, they found their way to each other on the seats in the middle. There were young ones on the plane, so she kindly asked them to separate or to continue with the airplane sex video somewhere else.

The next case of airplane video sex also happened on a night flight. The flight attendant was in the middle of preparing the snack for the passengers when the couple approached her and asked her could they stretch their legs. Of course, she allowed them and continued with her work in the cuisine. She wears headphones all the time, but this time she forgot them. And, this was a jackpot because she heard moans, and after she turned around she saw them kissing and groping each other on the kitchen counter. She kindly told them to stop, but they wore not listen to her. So she used the pan and start hitting them. Lol, the irony here. Then she kindly asked them to go and continue with airplane public sex in the lavatory. The flight attendant says that they totally forgot where they were, and they really did go into the toilet for sex in the plane video. They were almost inaudible, so there wasn't any need to intervene like she had moments later.

She doesn't have anything against sex in the airplane. As long as people are not noisy, and they are not going it publicly. And, the couples have to watch out for the other passengers. It is not strange for people to notice couples going into the toiler and having sex, so they know to complain. They don't hear them, and they are definitely not doing anything in front of them, but they still do it. I think they are jealous because those couples have more fun and more active sex life than they do. And, the one thing those people are not jealous of is the place where they have sex. Lavatories in planes are all small, and smelly and if you think you are standing in the water, then you are wrong. That watery thing on the floor is everything, but it is not the water.

So if you ever had sex on the plane, and you weren't caught, keep believing that. I already told you, that getting cozy without the knowledge of the flight attendant is impossible. So if you think you have the skill to go unnoticed, I am sorry to burst your bubble of happiness. You are not skilled. You just had the greatest luck in the world to stumble upon a reasonable flight attendant. All times you had sex in the airplane and no one told you anything about that, you have to thank flight attendants.